Anime Drinking Game
Section one: Story line
One finger if - the earth is threatened by some kind of alien
Two fingers if - these invaders can only be defeated by large stompy robots.
Three fingers if - these robots can only be piloted by small children.
(Minmay rules - drink an additional finger if the invaders can be defeated by the power of song.)
One finger if - the earth is threatened by evil demons from another
Two fingers if - these demons are horribly be-tentacled.
Three fingers if - only one man with strange powers/a wooden sword can stop them.
(Urotsukidoji rules - drink an additional finger every time a tentacle goes somewhere where tentacles really shouldn’t go.)
One finger if - the main protagonist is a typical Japanese
Two fingers if - they get magically transported to another dimension/world/time.
Three fingers if - they bear an uncanny resemblance to someone from that dimension/world/time who just happens to be temporarily unavailable.
(Makoto rules - drink an additional finger if the person they are forced to impersonate is of a different gender.)
Section Two: Action.
One finger if - the main character gets involved in a fight.
Two fingers if - he or she is horribly outnumbered.
Three fingers if - he or she is also unarmed.
(Project Ako rules - discount all of the above if you are watching Project Ako unless you value neither your sanity or your liver)
One finger for - each instance of a totally unrealistic special
Two fingers if - said attack has a long and complex name shouted when attack is used.
Three fingers if - said attack fails to have any kind of meaningful effect.
(Masamichi rules - down the remainder of your pint if the attack is called Fujisawa Monster Kick, just because you can.)
One finger for - a transformation sequence.
Two fingers if - said transformation sequence involves temporary nudity.
Three fingers if - after transforming the character has less clothing on than when they started.
(Stock footage rules - if the transformation sequence is stock footage, drink an additional finger for each usage of said footage up until that point, after shouting "Stock Footage" in an extremely loud voice)
One finger for - a cameo appearance by the anime wind.
Two fingers if - any characters from the series take the opportunity to pose head first into said wind.
Three fingers if - said character is in a physically implausible location (e.g. the top of a single standing stone) whilst doing so.
(Ryu rules - drink an additional finger if character appears to have ability to summon their own personal anime wind at will)
Section Three : Attention to detail
One finger for - every instance of a pair of unfeasibly large breasts
drawn in loving detail.
Two fingers for - every time said breasts bounce up and down.
Three fingers if - each breast bounces independently of the other.
(Clamp rules - drink an additional finger if you can’t actually tell whether or not the person in question -has- breasts.)
One finger for - every instance of gratuitous fan service.
Two fingers if - it involves any character who may count as 'jail bait'.
Three fingers if - instance of fan service has the effect of raising the certificate of the entire episode.
(Langley rules - drink an additional finger if the fan service contains reference to thermal expansion)
One finger for - each appearance of a sweat bead on the back of a
Two finger if - accompanied by face cracking.
Three fingers if - sweat bead is bigger than characters actual head.
(Nani rules - drink an additional finger for each additional character who has a sweat bead simultaneously)
One finger if - actions of female companions cause character's nose
Two fingers if - said nose bleed is of the Niagra Falls variety.
Three fingers if - character loses consciousness as a result.
(Tenchi rules - drink an additional finger if the loss of consciousness places characters life in actual danger e.g. they are under water)
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